based on a hilarious discussion, comment and kinda suggestion crane did here: [link] and on my stalker kitteh comic: [link]
I had those situations mostly when Kiki wanted to leave the house in the middle of the night because she decided 4.00 in the morning would be the perfect time to pee. Treadle, treadle, wake up! *staaarreee*
This reminds me of my cat! I have woken up in the middle of night because I had that heebie jeebie feeling of something watching me. Id turn over to look and BAM my own personal stalker kitty starring at me!